August302014

sludgewave420:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

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(via laterovaries)

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clothinthesand:

barbeauxbot:

rurone:

So I really love how the intro to Pacific Rim is, like, 90% plausible/whatever for the first two minutes. Massive tragedy in San Francisco, media and cultural response, blah blah blah

Then, completely straight-up, “So that’s when we decided to make giant robots.”

When life hands you lemons

you make giant robots

(Source: sounds-simple-right, via liamdryden)

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  • Moffat: You should flirt with Clara
  • Capaldi: NO WAIT I have a better idea... Dinosaur.
  • Moffat: Wait wha-
  • Capaldi: The doctor should flirt-
  • Moffat: I don't-
  • Capaldi: WITH A DINOSAUR.
  • Moffat: Um
  • Capaldi: *whispers* dinosauuur.
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6PM

Jem Carstairs, Modern Day Mortal.

  • Jem: wait that man just shouted "GET SOME" at us when we kissed what does he mean tessa what am i getting
  • Jem: [singing black eyed peas quietly] "im so 2008, ur so 2000 and LATE--" wait no im both of those things tesSA IM BOTH
  • Jem: [goes off on chinese resturant chef in mandarin]
  • Jem: one cannot "throw shade" as these youths say you cannot hold shade let alone throw it about
  • Jem: hA HA [old man knee slap] HA
  • Jem: you know i thought it was queen elizabeth ii on the throne but according to these papers she's been replaced by a "beyonce knowles"
  • Jem: but it's only six seconds??
  • Jem: but tessa WHY can't the child pull up his trousers
  • Jem: [five minutes later] ... i mean his fingers work fine based on that gesture he made at me when i inquired
  • Jem: tESSA
  • Jem: TESSA HELP I SAW THIS NOVEL "50 SHADES OF GREY" AND THOUGHT IT WAS A TIE DIRECTORY BASED ON COLOR
  • Jem: TESSA ITS NOT
  • Jem: [crumbles to floor] it IS //NOT
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stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblogging this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

(via sassy-spoon)

6PM

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan, via herondalectable)

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